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Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Muzzle loaded

Verb - when your old lady or significant other won’t shut their mouth and keeps nagging you so you walk over and and forcefully shove your cock down her/ there throat to shut them up
Man, I’ll tell you what. My old lady was hounding me to do chores, so I walked over to her and muzzle loaded her till she turned purple
by Bootfuckjimmi January 27, 2023
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Load

Load is used in California NorCal to be exact, load is a car
“Speeding in the load doing 95 on the road” “don’t bap the load brother”
by NorCal words January 28, 2022
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stink load

After you eat a lot of garlic and blow a load on her face. It stinks like garlic
I blew a stink load on her face
by uncle meatster December 15, 2013
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Conner Load

A "Conner Load" is a saying that means you have a lot on your mind or you are really busy with other things.
I'm sorry I couldn't meet you today I've had a Conner Load because of my father's second wedding with his new new wife.
by LeviiWasTaken June 25, 2022
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salty load

Giuseppi likes to cop a salty load
by Jamiefox101 July 24, 2016
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Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.
Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!
by Thug wanna September 3, 2022
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