Blue Bonged

When you had plans to smoke weed with a friend, but they cancelled on you last minute.

Person 1: Yeah man I was supposed to get high with Josh, but he quit on me.
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!

by seansucksatguitar June 7, 2018

A Blue Peter

A ready rolled joint . For that special occasion. Taken from the children's show of the same name , and their "here's one I made earlier " quote

A. You coming out for a smoke ?

B. Yeah !

A.Ok

B. I have a Blue Peter

A. You absolute legend

by Haako September 19, 2015

Retail Blues

The hollow feeling that one gets after the first week or two of working a retail job.

Kenzie: I haven't had a single moment to just fucking sit down and draw or play a video game after my new job. I've felt so hollow lately.
Niko: Sounds like a case of the Retail Blues.

by nickelniko March 7, 2022

Monday Blues

1. Common disease among many, mostly seen in students and employees, which refers to the feeling of not wanting to exist on a Monday morning.

Mainly caused by pulling all-nighters gaming or watching football, and often accompanied by symptoms such as sleeplessness, depression, and the feeling of impending doom.

Max: So sleepy that i almost overdosed on coffee. Mondays suck.
Lucas: Relatable. Monday Blues man, Monday Blues.

by ALAMNAM October 19, 2021

Blue Mexican

A completely innocent and non-offensive term that can be used to fool and confuse the gullible. In reality, it means nothing, but is used with the implication of sone hidden depth or sordid detail.

"You taught me so much, I even know what felching is!"

"True, but you don't know everything. Bet you haven't even heard of a Blue Mexican!"

"No, what's that?"

"Oh I couldn't say. Far too inappropriate!"

by Purplehobnob July 16, 2019

Blue Coke

A drink found only in the woods late at night

Yo did you get some blue coke last night?

Nah bro I can't find any place.

by Blizzvnx July 28, 2021

Blue Archer

The Blue Archer, is a fairy tale story about an young peasant who hunted using a bow and arrow but was tricked by an evil witch. she killed him but the gods chose him to be a beacon of hope and determination. Now whenever a young girl feels depressed or suicidal, the Blue Archer comes down and defeats all her demons and sadness with a bow and arrow.

"the Blue Archer saved my soul!"
"The blue archer is the perfect bedtime story"
"have you ever heard of the Blue Archer?"

by Oliver2Arrow August 28, 2013