bunk status

Post up on your bed.

Dang girl you're on bunk status hope you feel better.

by TripsGirl January 7, 2024

Server Status

The status describes what function the server is currently performing, or performing in a cluster.

The server status has spiked in reports.

by Raven Definies January 29, 2023

WHORE STATUS

When a female has revenge sex, or sex with multipartners thinking knowone will know.

My friend asked if i knew the 411 on cassandra, and i told him shes "whore status"

by Dmoney923 January 24, 2024

Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name May 29, 2012

unc status

Unc status: Someone who is above the age of 18 or just turned 18 yet is still surrounded by people younger than them. Also could be referred to as a pedo

Ex1:

A: Yo bro you just turned 18 huh?
B: Yeah why?
A: DAAMN, you're an unc now

Ex2:
A: He is always around kids bro
B: Yea he achieved unc status

by egskibidi June 13, 2024

Status Spammer

A person or comment who kills the mood you were trying to create with your status.

status: im so sad today. life just isnt fair.

status spammer's comment: WELL TOO BAD EMO CAUSE IM SOO HAPPYYY!!!

by omgyourabitch March 26, 2011

Ranch Status

When you squeeze ranch dressing into a woman’s vagina to increase her pleasure.

I went to ranch status with his mom last night!

by Sheshelover06 November 27, 2024