Dirtbag snake

A person who smashes another persons ex wife and that person gets mad because they thought y’all was considered podnas.

Hey bro I heard dude smashed your ex!

Yeah man thought we was cool he is such a dirtbag snake! He still owes me 25 bucks too!

Guess I’ll never see that again!

Yeah man that sucks I can’t stand a dirtbag snake one got me last week!

by Whoopigoldnerd September 30, 2021

Snake nap

A nap after eating a large meal. Like the postprandial rest/digest phase after a snake ingests a large meal.

"That burger was epic, I'm going to need a snake nap after finishing it".

by RLJ86 July 13, 2021

computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 9, 2021

bone snake

spine

my bone snake hurts

by anonymous June 18, 2021

Acid-Snake

Kitty Anime Porn obsessed f00l!

"Those geeky anime keys are Acid-snakes"

by Shazzaka April 26, 2003

Snake Bake

Someone who had scoliosis and is an overall idiot.

"Wow this guy is such a snake bake!"
"True that"

by maxnellson March 12, 2023

Prattle Snake

A person who slithers into the middle of a conversation, ultimately dominating it, as they won't stop talking.

Rita is such a prattle snake at work. Every single break we have she just appears, as if by magic, and then won't let anyone else get a word in.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023