Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.

Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)

by Steorge February 6, 2020

Pit Cans

A man or woman that is so obese that their moobs or breasts are under their armpits.

That fat fuck has pit cans!

by them00se July 22, 2012

Pit

A very short and small sort of penis.

My pit is not that big.

by Neye October 27, 2020

The Pit

A synonym for a romantic relationship defined by insecurity, manipulation, stress, overreaction, outbursts, lying, and general toxicity. Often void of honesty, companionship, respect, dedication, and desire.

This new girl he's been dating's really got him in The Pit. We been hoping he gets outta there sometime soon.

by RDsCookie November 28, 2023

pit baggin

Pit Baggin- a hick way of describing mudding or pit riding.

Oh f**k bud, let’s get the bikes and go pit baggin
*country boy slang for mudding

by Coon Casher July 3, 2021

Pit and run

When the owner of a pitbull flees with their mutt after maulling another person or animal.

Pitbull mauls pensioner and toddler in pit and run.

by RoundenBrown August 17, 2025

Meth pits

A term used to describe the horrible smell you get from doing Methamphetamine.

"I haven't seen Kurt in a few days"
"he's probably gonna have meth pits"

by HelloLilypad February 8, 2020