When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose
by Rionox January 24, 2023
Get the Hard Hosermug. Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.
Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."
Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."
Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."
Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."
Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"
Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."
Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."
Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."
Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"
by Hym Iam August 2, 2022
Get the Hard workmug. by squadron 16 2013 the truth November 17, 2009
Get the pwn hardmug. by Joseph quack July 5, 2017
Get the The hard crackmug. When you get hammered to the point of remembering nothing, making a complete fool out of yourself, pissing a lot of people off but refusing to hear the stories when your friends tell you about them. Rather, you'd prefer to hard delete the night act like it never happened.
Friend: Do you remember last night calling your ex and telling him he was the love of your life and you'd never love anyone like him, then using a wedding china to make nachos only to break it and spilling a glass of red wine all over your cashmere sweater.....
You interjecting: I don't need to hear any more. Let's hard delete last night.
You interjecting: I don't need to hear any more. Let's hard delete last night.
by buttercup2060 January 26, 2018
Get the hard deletemug. Hot espresso poured directly onto ice. Yes. I totally co-opted Japanese Iced Coffee, or Iced Esspresso, and came up with a better name, Shocked Americano, but Hard Americano is preferred in certain other communities.
Hard Americano! Get it? It's an Americano but instead of water, you use ice, ... ice is water, only hard.
by sixsevans May 25, 2018
Get the Hard Americanomug. Yo Ya boy G ZedZ is going ape shit bro!
Ya cuz that’s what we do, we ain’t getting nuttin but hard money! All I do is shit, eat and breath goddam hard money!!
Ya cuz that’s what we do, we ain’t getting nuttin but hard money! All I do is shit, eat and breath goddam hard money!!
by Bruce CoKane June 4, 2019
Get the Hard Moneymug.