Hairy box

A box of full of goodies for men. To all over your head and face.

Our lass got us a hairy box for my birthday. Smell my beard.

by Ray shoestring July 18, 2022

hairy

noun

1. a derogatory term for a "furry" that isnt actually a furry or a fake furry

2. an individual that uses being a furry as a meat shield or excuse to get away with clickbait/clout chasing, illegal activities (such as beastiality or pedophilia).

guy 1: "hey did you hear about this one furry, anthpo?"
guy 2: "man i hate anthpo, he's such a hairy"

by anonbandit June 29, 2024

hairy butterfly

An elegant way of describing a hairy minge.

Darling, you have a hairy butterfly ,might be time for a shave.

by anonymous January 15, 2025

Hairy Hamilton

The nastiest of all vagina's ; it smells, its hairy, and it looks like a deformed mutant.....

Man that queef smells like it cam out of a Hairy Hamilton!

Do you see that picture of S's Hairy Hamilton!

by DJ D-Money April 2, 2011

hairy bolas

Hairy ball sack

I like your hairy bolas all your hairs went in my mouth

by User15678910 February 19, 2018

hairy and bald

I think if we shave his head and beard
he will move faster and lighter
and he will regain vision

Huge difference sleeping with him hairy and bald.

by Krkič March 21, 2020

Hairy highway

A thick hairy trail of hair running from the bottom of the bellybutton that then merges into the pubic hair near the crotch area. Often larger then a happy trial.

Sara said “nick has a huge happy trial”. “Bitch that’s a hairy highway!” Replied Britany.

by Hairy Highway February 7, 2018