Michigan U-Turn

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner (particularly a male), and you shit on their chest and make a U shaped design on their chest and turn around and leave the house.

Sean S: My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan U-turn last night. I was extremely distraught

Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?

Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.

Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!

by kaji2k March 1, 2025

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lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.

"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"

by urbanshburban May 31, 2022

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Turn on a nickel

When a sharp and unexpected change is made in an action.

“ He’ll turn on a nickel and give you some change.”

by James Norman May 18, 2024

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Turning 19 in Poland

Serving. In Poland, when you are 19, you are tested to see if you can serve in the military. When someone tells you that you are turning 19 in Poland, they are saying you are serving.

Person 1: OMG her outfit is so cute.
Person 2: It’s so fye. She’s turning 19 in Poland.

by Chillspritecranberry April 20, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>Pablo Escobar's Prison Will Turn To An AMusemen Park, hopefully<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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Philly Turn

When a driver decides to make a left turn from the right lane, or left turn from the right lane usually cutting off other drivers and ultimately resulting in a possible crash. Most likely uninsured and unemployed trash.

I had to go buy a dash cam… I live in Philadelphia and you know those scumbag drivers are always making Philly Turns.

by Saturday. December 20, 2021

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