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Rich glitch

Someone who has money and acts like they are better than everyone without saying it. Can also be glitch.
Maddi: dude your aunt has a boat!?
Olivia: yeahhh she's such a rich glitch
by Stingyoass October 15, 2017
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Rich

Someone who usually or continuously acts entitled to one's respect or approval while at that, generally not deserving it.
'Oh, she thinks she's rich, doesn't she.'
by AHigherPowerAtBe July 8, 2018
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Covid Rich

The day you receive your quarantine check from the government.
Dude let's have a party tonight I am Covid Rich. I aint gonna pay my rent but we can drink a lot booze and smoke a lot of tree with the money Uncle Sam sent me today.
by Rough writer June 17, 2020
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Doing a Rich

Getting irate and irritable over the smallest of inconveniences
He's doing a Rich because they said they cannot make it anymore.
by TommON January 6, 2021
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laundry rich

when you find money you forgot about in clothing you had washed giving you money to do something.
Dude we’re going bar i just 20 bucks in my pants. I’m laundry rich!
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newphone riche

somebody who recently increased their income a moderate amount and flaunts it by always buying the latest iPhone or other tech products. Portmanteau with “nouveau riche” (someone who recently got rich and likes to show off their wealth)
Ever since Jeff got hired as a software engineer he’s been totally newphone riche with his iPhone 17 Max, Apple Watch, and smart home appliances.
by JMT91 February 19, 2025
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Illusion Of Rich

When someone gets the illusion that they're rich, but their credit or debit card (or both) have very large amounts of debt. Usually the debts are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Could also be referred to as "The Rich Illusion", or "Rich Dreams".
Waiter - Your total of the bill is thirty dollars.
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.

Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.

Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.

Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!
by Wes the Human November 2, 2015
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