potato sack

similar to teabag, except involves a bigger sack

Chuck Norris doesnt teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them

I potato sacked Michael's daughter.

by Toe-Mas June 5, 2007

potato eyes

small, beady, dark, close-set, soulless eyes on an person of unfortunate appearance that evoke frustration and fear.

Hey, potato eyes! Stay the eff away from my kid!

by RoxaDoo November 6, 2011

Whoredi-potato

A chick named with a name such a high Dee, who is overweight, has no morals and is a whore. She unfortunately looks like a potato...

If I continue eating so much pizza, I'll soon look like a Whoredi-potato

by MandiJay83 January 25, 2018

potato heading

Hiding narcotics or other objects in one's butt. This comes from the Toy Story movies in which Mr. Potato Head stores objects in his rear compartment.

At the airport the dealer was potato heading in order to keep his drugs safe from the security.

by Jarvis Tisdale July 20, 2010

Potato Wifi

To have either Irish or really crappy Wifi

Dude, you're slowing the whole server down with your potato Wifi

by Zach Steber September 12, 2017

Lick the potato

The term coined by Glen's to mean it's too hot and things need to cool off.

Okay, miss insanity, you need to go lick the potato.

by wordsmithe September 15, 2014

bed potato

u jus lay in bed all day and only get up for washroom breaks, or when you have to go to school

im such a bed potato

by bedpoatoe// April 7, 2021