Golden Corgi

The beautiful phenomenon of only having to use a single wipe after pinching off a turd.

- How was your dump, bro?

- Cracking thanks bud, it was a golden corgi.
- Sweeeeet

by AJF Calvetron February 7, 2010

Golden Teabag

It's the perfoming of a sexual act, where you rub your testicles in someones face, while being able to urinate inside someones mouth.

My girlfriend wanted me to show her something new. So i performed the Golden Teabag. She left the day afterwards.

by Plus5ToDexterityVest July 2, 2011

Golden Corral

A Golden Corral is when you’re sexually aroused when a horse pees on you.

Example 1: I’m going over to Goldie and Carl’s ranch for a Golden Corral.

by weallcannibal April 15, 2020

Golden Arm

One who has their arm around someone they want to hook up with, but they get too nervous, and sit with their "golden arm" around that person for an extended period of time.

Did you see Julian at that party last night? He had his golden arm around Bela for like 30 minutes!

by Rimmmmmmer6969 June 15, 2016

Golden Ticket

Magnum condom

I make girls feel special because they get the golden ticket.

by Hamilto86 August 26, 2016

golden glowjob

A combination of a golden shower and a blowjob.

Guy one: Gave my girlfriend a wicked golden glowjob
Guy two: Isn't that from Skyrim?

by memetery1 November 26, 2016

golden ale

When you piss in a cup under the table, when you're too drunk to make it to the washroom.

Don't take that cup...I am in the mood for a Golden Ale

by Curbystylz March 19, 2017