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Lightning In A Bottle

When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.
Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.

Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
by Cannabis Kermit June 19, 2024
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Bottle job

A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job
5 minutes from winning a game and loses you’re a bottle job
by Aces of the pack April 11, 2020
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bottle coddle

The parental behavior of letting their child use the baby bottle too long.
You don't have to bottle coddle him. You should wean him off breast milk.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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The Big Bottle Effect

The effect of choosing to buy the larger bottle of alcohol.
"All these niggas fallin an stumblin around knockin shit over. Damn the Big bottle effect" "You see will and cloey last night?, They got the big bottle effect an were leanin like mutha f***ers all over the place"
by king louie May 1, 2013
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Bottle Ginger

A non red-headed, person with pale skin, who dyes their hair red, allowing them to pass as a ginger.
Emma Stone dyed her hair red but she’s no bottle ginger her skin isnt pale enough, so she couldnt pass for a ginger like Christina Hendricks can
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bottle

bottle
P1 "wheres my bottle where I insert water into"
P2 "Its in ur butthol"
by swov February 17, 2022
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