When you go munging, but you save the mung for later. Use a heavy duty trash bag to collect the mung. Make sure to create a loose seal around the hole so the bag doesn't burst. The mung can be made into dumplings, a pot pie or eaten straight out of the bag. Does not require refrigeration.
My friend and I went Munging last night, but I filled up on tacos earlier. So, I took a Texas raincheck and made some dope mung dumplings for dinner.
by YWouldUDoThis February 14, 2016
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by dapanda6666 January 16, 2010
The most overrated university in the nation. The students are either extremely arrogant and entitled or redneck pigs. Everyone thinks they're so smart cause they go there but in reality they're just a bunch of stupid losers.
Morgan: Hey man, I'm so smart because I go to the University of Texas
Carl: Actually, you're a fucking dumbass
Carl: Actually, you're a fucking dumbass
by GameGetter69 December 15, 2019
This is a rather involved and racial sex act, please do not read if you hate Black or Homosexual persons.
A Texas meatloaf is when an overly hick Texan grabs an obese Black man off the street and takes him back to his ranch. The obese Black man has many a roll on his body and the Texan must fuck each crevasse of the Black man's fat rolls as he would titty fuck a woman. A common additive to meatloaf is ketchup, but in a Texas Meatloaf the ketchup is substituted with the ranch owner's wife's menstrual fluids which are released all over the obese black man's body.
A Texas meatloaf is when an overly hick Texan grabs an obese Black man off the street and takes him back to his ranch. The obese Black man has many a roll on his body and the Texan must fuck each crevasse of the Black man's fat rolls as he would titty fuck a woman. A common additive to meatloaf is ketchup, but in a Texas Meatloaf the ketchup is substituted with the ranch owner's wife's menstrual fluids which are released all over the obese black man's body.
Sean grabbs a fat, black version of Omar of the street for a Texas meatloaf and uses his wife Jessica period juices to lubricate Omar's fat rolls.
by Seanfish and Co. June 07, 2007
Upon defecating, one without toilet paper cleans his/her underparts in the shower rather than by wiping.
by Foxy Mazzzzam March 07, 2009
This, amongst sexual maneuvers is the greatest of the great, but sadly, the rarest of the rare. It involves man's four best friends (except the dog of course): 1.) A well seasoned and cooked-to-perfection Texas style steak. 2.) A beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing. 3.) Your favorite beer... and 4.) Head
The way it works is like this:
You're eating that perfect Texas-style steak, already an orgasm in and of itself. Meanwhile the beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing is giving you head. But here's the rub (pun intended): she's massaging your balls, your "saddlebag" if you will, with another wonderful steak. Just as you get off she catches your manly secretions on her steak and consumes it while you simultaneously down that ice-cold favorite beer of yours.
This one can be for the ladies too, but it can get a little messy. Might I suggest steak-sauce as lubricant?
In heaven your manly secretions would actually be steak-sauce, but alas, we are mere mortals.
Oh, and real men incorporate the South Carolina into this. (See definition #8)
The way it works is like this:
You're eating that perfect Texas-style steak, already an orgasm in and of itself. Meanwhile the beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing is giving you head. But here's the rub (pun intended): she's massaging your balls, your "saddlebag" if you will, with another wonderful steak. Just as you get off she catches your manly secretions on her steak and consumes it while you simultaneously down that ice-cold favorite beer of yours.
This one can be for the ladies too, but it can get a little messy. Might I suggest steak-sauce as lubricant?
In heaven your manly secretions would actually be steak-sauce, but alas, we are mere mortals.
Oh, and real men incorporate the South Carolina into this. (See definition #8)
"Man, my girl was givin' me head the other day and I thought to myself, you know what this is missing? Steak and cervezas my friend... the Texas Cattleman."
Girl 1:"My boyfriend wanted me to rub his balls with a steak the other day... isn't that gross?"
Girl 2:"Oh no, that's hot, my boyfriend has be do it all the time. It's called the 'Texas Cattleman'. It gets me off every time."
Girl 1:"My boyfriend wanted me to rub his balls with a steak the other day... isn't that gross?"
Girl 2:"Oh no, that's hot, my boyfriend has be do it all the time. It's called the 'Texas Cattleman'. It gets me off every time."
by Bed Sharter October 05, 2006