Testicans

Slang name for the Houston Texans. Formed from the root words “Testicle” and “Texans”. Typically used when addressing their terribly delusional fans, who think that this team will ever be as good as the Dallas Cowboys.

"Hey, Boner! Looks like your Testicans lost again."

by Cypher1 August 5, 2009

tastiecakes

pooh-nanay

u get no tastiecakes tonite ....

by tastie cakes lmao February 16, 2010

Tactical Chirps

The tactical chirps is an ancient technique passed down through the ages.

Tacticilius Chirpsarus- The art of engaging a pre-defined target with the intention of personal gain.

Great tactical chirpsing John! You totally won her over!

by Chirpsmaster October 8, 2010

Taticaly Sitting

1. The act of sitting in the dark and waiting to jump and scare someone.

2. To camp your ass of in a video game

1. John:Where did you come from?

Bill: I was taticaly sitting in the corner.

2. Gamer: Hey!, you're such a camper.

Gamer: No, I was just taticaly sitting.

by That Guy Behind You February 22, 2011

Testicalalia

The disease of constantly scratching the sac.

Yo dog, I got some testicalalia muy bad.

by ccurrie July 9, 2011

Testicalish

Your genitalia is ticklish.

Woman: So i went to go down his pants and he just started laughing hysterically.

Man: How odd, he must have been testicalish.

by Beatdowns a Packin September 3, 2011

Testickler

The type of goatee-type beard grown specifically by those who want to hide their true sexual orientation, which would be that of homosexual. Meant to give the recipient of oral sex by the grower of the testickler a tickling sensation on their scrotum.

"Look, those bikers over there all are sporting testicklers!"

- Dead guy

by Spanks Johnson February 29, 2012