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TED-talk voice

A singsongy, patronizing tone used to air your latest mundane idea that you appear to think is some kind of high-brow epiphany.
Your proposed solution to all of the world's problems would leave everybody who isn't a white middle-aged man with a steady job to fend for themselves. Put away the TED-talk voice and go do the math, you pretentious fuck!
by sheldon hoog November 30, 2017
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The Trump Talk

The depressing conversation that every parent needs to have with their little girl about revolting, predatory, entitled men.
"Make sure you have 'The Trump Talk' with your adolescent daughter before she starts thinking it's okay to be groped, as if it's just what guys do and she simply needs to develop a thicker skin. Be sure she knows the groper is the one who should feel ashamed, not her."
by kromana October 19, 2016
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dirty talk

1.the act of cursing and or being vulgur while a sexual act is taking place.
2. The act of using vulgur language to arouse someone.
While she jacked me off she was dirty talking and saying "Baby, i wanna be your fucking slut"
by Oren June 3, 2003
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fart talk

talking random jibberish to get rid of an awkward silence of a conversation that just dies before it even gets started
Scene: a dinner party and two women bring their hugely boring friend out for dinner to cheer her up but the partys over before it starts so someone has to fart talk to revive it

so how are you?
Fine...
Any news?
No....(awkward silence)
So, have you heard recently that after a chicken loose his head that he can live for forty days? did you know my neighbour has 5 rabbits???
....silence....
by ttlovecc July 24, 2011
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we need to talk

Womanspeak for I don't like anything about you except you enormous cock/paycheck and you aren't being sensitive to my needs (big cock and paycheck).
Woman:We need to talk
Man:For the love of fucking Christ, what now? (under his breath)
Woman:You aren't listening to me.
Man:Get my check book. Go fuck a hat(under his breath)
by Snazzy McSnazz April 24, 2004
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Question talk

When someone says the end of words as if finishing saying a question by making it higher pitched.
Question talker: Yeah, i like went to the cinema (said cinema more high pitched) then i got some chocolate (same on chocolate) etc

Person talking to: Dude stop with the damn question talk!
by Willthemop June 26, 2007
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Shit Talk

When two individuals conversate during the act of "taking a shit" in a public restroom.
Guy 1: Sorry dude I really have to take a crap.

Guy 2: Alright go for it.

(45 minutes later)

Guy 2: Hey man, what took you so long?

Guy 1: Oh sorry I was just having a really interesting Shit Talk with this guy in the bathroom about why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle.
by Heugh G. Reckshun December 29, 2009
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