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Steven Universe

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."
by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021
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Steven

Steven is the door knob in every friend group. He is the person to cry when getting caught by the cops. He is also the type of person to go play crossing guard with the fucking train and yell stop. He most likely practices kissing for his nonexistent girlfriend on his mom.He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely foxes dog at 3 AM. Steven makes car e He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely fucks his dog at 3 AM. He is most likely that cringy ASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 911bASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 9/11.
Eww look it’s the fucking doorknob Steven coming down the hill. “ hey Steven don’t fall over your own ass!!”
by Bs.gerp January 30, 2020
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Will Stevens

a student at farragut high school notorious for his unfunny tweets and being denied a prom date on multiple occasions
ur tweets are so unfunny u remind me of will stevens
by farragutfan69 October 16, 2019
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Steven

A cute and hot ass boy who will make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world he makes sure you’re okay and will make sure the relationship is healthy asf and goes about it all in the cutest ways possible

If he ever gets upset he will be straight up with you and talk it out with you

No matter what you two may go through he will always be by your side and deserves way more than what he gets

He also is amazing in bed and is the most freaky out of anyone ever

Tl;dr - steven is the most amazing and handsome boy ever to exist and makes the best boyfriend ever
Boy: my name steven
Girl or guy: Ayo???? Rail me rn
by Kat4206911037 January 1, 2022
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Steven

A person with a fatass nose and he’s a bitch on 4nem and he using keyboard and connects it to his ps4 even doe he has a ps4 for a reason to play controller but since he’s so trash with controller he had to switch
Yo Steven why your nose so fat and big?
by yuungsaucee January 15, 2019
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Steven's Law

When a piece of media (most often a show) is objectively badly written, it will garner fans anyway due to mental health awareness and/or LGBTQ representation. Some examples include 13 Reasons Why, Glee Club, and the namesake of this law, Steven Universe. It may also very well be the case that the media has some redeeming qualities, such as good character moments, or good visual composition, however these qualities are a vast minority compared to the objectively bad narratives within the show.
Person A: "I like insert media because it has gays in it!"

Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"
by currysandwhichrabbit March 21, 2022
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Steven

The kid who calls you jealous of him but he is always getting rejected by girls so he turns gay
steven: you are just jealous
you: because you have more rejections then we all do girls
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