standby pussy

1.Used to describe a woman who you can have potential sex with but you can't screw her at the moment because she has a boyfriend, or lives far away, etc. so you put her on "standby" while you go have fun with some other females.

2. Basically a rebound girl.

Bruce: "Ey Ozzy, did you screw that mexican chick yet?"

Ozzy:"No bro, she's "standby pussy"; she's got a boyfriend, I'm gonna fuck her later and in the meantime I'm gonna get at these other bitches!!!"

by Kujia November 14, 2009

spongebob standard

The spongebob standard is as follows: If a new nick cartoon comes out and it isn't a smash hit, nickelodeon will just ignore it, never give it reruns, never promote it, move the premier dates around and dump the last few episodes on their much less popular channel NickToons network while they replace it with more spongebob reruns

man i cant believe that Harvey beaks isn't on until later even though they said it was going to air now

Sorry man but you know how the spongebob standard works

by Jordonbigbalognaveroni February 4, 2017

Music Industry Standard Response

The Music Industry Standard Response is the general reply you will get from emailing or calling someone in the music industry. IE: NO FRIGGIN REPLY WHATSOEVER... NONE, RADIO SILENCE, A VOID OF COMMUNICATION, Absolutely bugger all response.

MISR is used by almost any part of the music industry as the first port of call when faced with a long question, a question they don't like, or respect enough with an answer.

"Hi Sir, I would like to book the Bum Luvin' Criminals for my wedding, do you think they would like $10k ?"

*Silence* - Music Industry Standard Response (ie no reply)

...And a day later we watch a bit of bush roll by, and a squeaky sign squeak in the wind.

by WhateverIamtoobusyforthis December 15, 2011

Sand Zombie

When someone gets a substantial amount of sand in their ass-crack, they transform into a Sand Zombie. Sand Zombies are often found at beaches that are set up for bonfires, because many people gather around the warm fire and sit down in the sand, leaving there ass-cracks exposed to Zombie infection. The Sand Zombie spores fester mostly in pot-head teenagers, because they can't remember to clean out their ass-cracks. The mating ritual of the Sand Zombie begins with the mating calls. When the female Sand Zombie is ready to mate, she announces it by throat singing, followed by loudly asking,

"May I borrow your lighter?"

If there are any male Sand Zombies in the area, they will reply with,

"Only if you suck my dick."

So Begins the Sand Zombie Mating ritual. The Mating itself involves a lot of name-calling, biting, and of course, lots of ass-sand.

To avoid becoming a Sand Zombie, remember to clean out your sandy ass-crack regularly, and avoid situations that your ass could get really sandy in.

*In the distance*

*"CAN I BORROW YOUR LIGHTER?!?!"*

Guy 1: Dude, we better get out of here, I think that was a Sand Zombie!!

Guy 2: Hell yeah, lets beat it!

by noobifier2000 January 25, 2011

sand on the brain

A description used for someone who has said or done an incredibly stupid thing, that it is attributed to them having sand on their brain.

Friend 1: Hey dude, Friend 3 still thinks we only use 10% of our brain.
Friend 2: He's got some sand on the brain.

by massivegamer July 16, 2019

Stander

This is when the man stands on something like a bed and the girl is standing on the floor while giving a BJ. All parties are standing for the duration of the BJ. It doesn't have to occur on a bed it can happen in the woods on a rock, on the stairs, any number of places.

I got a stander on the ottoman last night.

by ElPachanga May 13, 2013

South Jersey Sand Bag

When a man shoves his testicles into a woman's ass and then ejaculates on her back.

Guy 1: Did you bring a rubber tonight?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm just gonna finish up with a South Jersey Sand Bag.

by Slophole91 August 30, 2010