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SMOKE WHORE

A PERSON WHO CHAIN SMOKES CIGARETTES LIKE A CRACK WHORE SUCKS DICK. A PERSON WHO WILL SMOKE A HALFY OUT OF SOMEONE ELSES ASHTRAY.
JESSICA STARTED SHAKING LIKE SHE HAD PARKINSONS CAUSE SHE DIDN'T HAVE A CIGARETTE. SHE IS SUCH A SMOKE WHORE.
by GHOSTCELL February 18, 2009
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smoke stack

A sexual act in which the participating female rips a fat bong, holds in the smoke, and performs oral sex while the smoke pours out of her mouth. In some cases, violent anal sex is had afterwords. This is sometimes followed by a mean batch of Denny's pancakes. Word.
Yo get this shit. Last night, I had my girl rip a bong of some OG Kush and she gave me a smoke stack!
by YoungbloodHU October 18, 2010
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Ninja Smoke

To fart into your hand and hold it there. Then take the hand of fart air and throw it at your friend at close range while yelling "NINJA SMOKE!"
Ray just ninja smoked me on the way to class. It smelled like rank moose anus!
by Russ Conrad July 20, 2008
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Smoke And Fire

A practical joke disguised as a card game (Similar to 52-Pickup).

How to play:
First shuffle the deck to where a red card is on the bottom of the deck, but don't let your opponent see that you are looking at the bottom card. Then, tell your opponent that a black card means smoke and a red card means fire. Now, show them the bottom card of the deck and ask them "Smoke or Fire?" They should now say "Fire". You will then throw ("Fire") the deck of cards at your opponent, who then has to throw the cards back at you.
Matt: Hey Carina, wanna play Smoke and Fire?
Carina: Yeah, sure, how do you play?
Matt: I'll show you a card. Red is fire. Black is smoke. *Shows her a 5 of diamonds*
Carina: Fire
Matt: *Chucks the deck at Carina* Haha, bitch.
by Quilava126 November 14, 2007
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Smoke Trees

Yo let’s smoke trees tonight.
by trippn'homie December 5, 2017
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Social Smoker

Someone who doesn't know whether they're coming or going.

They know smoking is bad, but do it anyway from time to time at social gatherings, i.e. clubs and bars, just to fit in and seem "cool".

They produce the opposite effect.

Real smokers and non-smokers alike, know these people are just losers who can't fit in with the crowd so they have to copy others to do so.

Plus they never buy their own packs because they're too cheap, so they beg around for cigarettes, and most of them just puff.
Bob : "Wtf is Marc trying to do with that cig? He doesn't even smoke"

John : "Meh.. who cares, he's just trying to impress"

Bob : "What? The ash tray? He looks like a penis"

John : "Yea well, he's not getting any cigs from me"

Bob : "Cheap ass social smoker ; we should beat his ass to death with a carton of smokes"

John : "Ok, hand me the burrito"
by Richi Rich July 21, 2009
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blowing smoke up my ass

Most literally translating to "trying to get a reaction" out of somebody. Originated from a 16th century technique to determine death by literally blowing tobacco smoke into someone's anus (through a long pipe) - where a reaction indicated that the person was still alive.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think someone just stole your car!
Guy 2: Are you blowing smoke up my ass?
by Med Student December 2, 2005
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