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Cherry breakfast smoothie

When you wake up and your girl’s period pussy is riding your face and drips blood all in your mouth.
I woke up to the taste of blood in my mouth than I looked up and there my girl was with her cherry breakfast smoothie in my mouth.
by Southernjaggoff December 12, 2020
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Cookies and cream smoothie

When you're getting pegged by a girl but you shit and cum at the same time.
Bro me and Jessica had a crazy night yesterday. We even had a cookies and cream smoothie.
by S.A alpha January 2, 2021
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Sour patch smoothie

When your eating out a girl and she pisses in your mouth and you collect some of it in your mouth and try to spit it back into her vagina
She gave me a Sour patch smoothie last night i Don't think I'll see her again
by I hate avrin February 17, 2022
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Smothered t-bone Steak

Last night, she was really turned on by my smothered t-bone Steak
by Rick n Roll February 11, 2009
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Smothecate

1. usually used when describing how someone can be smothering and suffocating you at the same time. Used in reference to a significant other, spouse or friend..... being smothered or suffocated with feelings (usually unwanted).

2. the way a person with claustrophobia would feel in a tight spot (smothered and suffocated)
1. Why you always tryin to smothecate me with your "I Love You's" or I feel like I am gonna smothecate in this relationship.

2. I felt like I was about to smothecate in the damn elevator with all those people.
by NyLilmommaNicNic36 November 30, 2009
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Smoocher Face

Two members of a couple attached at the face.

The science behind this phenomenon involves a magnetic pull from inside both member's noses that slowly draws them closer and closer until they WHAM! Smash right into each other's faces. This is where the smooching begins.

There is no known cure for the smoocher face and I would advise you stay faaar away because it is HIGHLY contagious among members of the opposite sex.

If you are a smoocher face, please stay away from Carl's Jr. and other public areas because moms are an enemy of the smoocher face and WILL complain about the massive makeout session you won't be able to help havng in front of their 6 year old.
"Wow, kyle and Kirstyn were being total smoocher faces today, like seriously get a room!" <33
by MissAnimeCharacter April 28, 2011
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smootim

smootim ..
my grandma makes the best smootim!
by itsjohnnyt May 16, 2011
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