The act of having sex with a girl who has crabs who dosen't tell you, and when you find out midway through sex, you cock slap the girl
Orny: "Dude your date last night had crabs from fucking me."
Randy: "I know, which is why i crab smacked her."
Orny: "TOTALLY RAD BRAH!!!
Randy: "I know, which is why i crab smacked her."
Orny: "TOTALLY RAD BRAH!!!
by Hairy pee hole May 22, 2009
Get the Crab Smackedmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
Get the I Will Smack Your Back To Level 32mug. When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.
Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
by Step lupid July 11, 2023
Get the Flat pack smackmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Your BAck SMacked Back YOur<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Whoasking-_- November 5, 2021
Get the Smack the beanmug. 
Get the The Ayubrey Back SMackmug. When there’s an African (Man/Woman) on the train with most likely, Gum or other chewing products in their mouth. The sound of their big lips smacking over-powers the sound of the train rumbling and noise-cancelling headphones.
Trazza: I was on the train back home and some bastard was giving me the African Lip-Smack Torture.
Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.
Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.
Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.
Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.
by brian 2 August 8, 2024
Get the African Lip-Smack Torturemug.