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Scarufficore

Music strongly suggested by Piero Scaruffi, one of the most famous and harsh internet music critic, within the sphere of 8/10 and up.

Best examples: The Red Krayola, Shit and Shine, , Captain Beefheart, Robert Wyatt, Pere Ubu, Tim Buckley and so on.
i like how the related albums are pretty much all scarufficore.

The fact that so many books still name Trout Mask Replica “the greatest or most significant or most influential” Scarufficore album ever only tells you how far Scarufficore still is from becoming a serious art. Pitchfork readers have long recognized that the greatest Pitchforkcore albums of all times are Kid A and My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Rolling Stone readers rank the highly controversial Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Scaruffi readers are still blinded by best-of lists: Trout Mask Replica was listed higher than everyone else (not true, by the way), therefore it must have been the greatest. Pitchfork readers grow up listening to a lot of Pitchforkcore of the past, Robert Christgau readers grow up listening to a lot of Christgaucore of the past. Scaruffi readers are often totally ignorant of the Scarufficore of the past, they barely know the highest rankers. No wonder they will think that Captain Beefheart did anything worth of being saved.
by blekproductions July 18, 2017
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Scrub

The best person in the world who will probably become prime minister of the UK and will banish all plebs called Ben. They suck.
Wow G is such a scrub, I love her! And those Ben plebs suck.
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A person who (usually male) isn't responsible for themselves, has accomplished nothing in life, is lazy, entitled and selfish, but thinks they're just absolutely fucking genius. A scrub will feed off of you emotionally and financially, convincing you first that they've just cut a bad deal in life but are getting back on their feet and at first you can't believe somebody so nice and smart is always being treated so mean. Then over the course of months or years, it dawns on you you're being played for a sucker.
"Jen's new boyfriend is a total scrub. He fucked his car up and just uses hers to go out to the bar while she walks to work every day."
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A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
That scrub over there really thinks he's fine.
by tlc is my mom July 26, 2017
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"I hate scrubs" *looks at Anne weaver* "scrub"
by Sjdjejdjied August 7, 2017
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A scrub is a guy that think he's fine, also known as a buster. Always talking about what he wants and just sits on his broke ass.
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging at the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
by yursh22 August 31, 2017
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A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me

But a scrub is checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
'Cause I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash
Can't get with a dead-beat ass
"What's up?"

"Got a car?"
"No"
"Byeee scrub"
by Itaichuk September 3, 2017
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