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russell cr-owned

"Russell Crowe just russell cr-owned that hotel clerk!"
by LMB June 30, 2005
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Russian Peppermint

a rather disgusting thing that certain, strange, people do.
Its where a guy eats out a girl while she is on her period, Then proceeds to make out with her, while the substance(s) are still in his mouth, or her mouth, whatever floats your boat, and she swallows said substances.
Johnny: did you hear about how Carly got a Russian Peppermint from Carl?

Matt : ew ew ew...thats sick dude....
by PuddingxPerfect June 4, 2009
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russian woodchipper

When a guy gives a chick vodka until she starts to puke. As the puke flies (the chipped up wood) he then puts his penis (the wood) in her anus (the wood-chipper) while making a loud chainsaw noise
Paul's wood was totally too big, so he invited Becky over for some white russians. The neighbors deck smelt gross after Paul gave Becky a russian woodchipper out the back door.
by PMDelicious July 23, 2009
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russian gas pedal

grabbing somebody's legs and putting your foot in their crotch and push as hard as you can...
look up russian gas pedal on youtube and watch the first video - "if i win this bet, i get to russian gas pedal you."
by the pedalee November 1, 2010
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Russel

noun. This is a creative name for the penis. The full name of this creature is "Russel the Love Muscle."
Hey baby, have you met Russel? Russel the Love Muscle? Once this question is asked, the female will have no choice but to copulate with you. This one-liner will increase your sexual radius with the ladies.
by jld2 February 26, 2009
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russel simmons

Some bald twat that capitalized on a renegade culture and managed to twist it into a soul-less money machine.
That Russel Simmons is a real piece of shit.
by TheRealJohne February 22, 2008
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Russian Room Service

The act of going into someones house, apartment, or hotel room while they are not there and performing the following tasks.
A. Leaving a massive pile of shit in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area.
B. After task A is complete proceed to wipe your ass and balls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows.
C. Yanking out some pubes and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets.

*Bonus points*
If you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. Double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions.
The guy in room 402 was an asshole when asking for an extra towel, so I proceeded to give him some Russian room service the next day when he left for his meeting.
or
That bastard left me alone in his house the next morning after the one night stand so I left him some russian room service to remember me by.
by Anna Recksick April 2, 2008
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