Jack Roberts

The best guy in the wotld

Jack Roberts is the best

by Jack Roberts.2 November 1, 2018

robert pattinson complex

a complex in which one thinks they look like/are robert pattinson.

like a god complex but instead it’s robert pattinson

“that guy really had a robert pattinson complex! he looks nothing like him!!”

by jtrinceri April 26, 2021

naša vojvodina (robert)

Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!

"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"

by robert himself November 22, 2021

Robert

Robert is my name

I am Robert

by Mr Lester October 4, 2020

Robert Merkel

Straight white male

Robert Merkel is not using his girl friend as a cover up, he’s straight.

by OwenMerkel November 25, 2018

Robert Frost it

to discontinue a pleasant activity or or leave an entertaining event prematurely due to prior engagements or commitments

"Hey man, this party is really picking up."
"I know, but I promised my friend I'd go party at his place. I'm gonna Robert Frost it."

by Ra$PutiN January 1, 2012

Robert

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He stole my heart in a moment. Time froze.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.

Robert is my one true love. (I hope you
come back) love n.r

by helloareyouthereiamstillhere January 29, 2021