THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

Jeff Reardon

verb
The act of owing someone $3.16, Jeff 'The Terminator' Reardon's career ERA.

Noun
Any male born in the year 1979.

(1.) Yo, bitch, you owe me a Reardon and a Tony Pena. Shit.

(2.) Hey baby, you're a Virgo? I'm a Reardon. Maybe we should bone.

by Wade_Boggs June 24, 2005

readie-bye

To go to bed to read before going to beddy-bye.

Goodnight, hon, I'm going to readie-bye.

by Sergneri February 4, 2009

rarded

to be fucking stupid

you a rarded boi cows don't drink milk.

by fatboygang_fbg June 1, 2018

Ready Player One

That one badass movie with too many fucking easter eggs in it

Yo did you see Ready Player One?
Yes I found 100 easter eggs
I FOUND MORE THAN 100 LOL.

by idontreallyknowtobehonest July 27, 2018

lip readers

lycra pants intended for exercise but normally spotted on size 28 ladies at your local K-Mart. Fashion Circa 1980s

Don't you think my new t-shirt goes really nicely with my lip readers?

by Concise Oxford August 31, 2003

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022