The Royally Screwéd

Those of us with better things to do who have had to endure the over-the-top exuberance, fake royal names, betting on trivialities such as who would cry first, and endless tittering chatter of Anglophiles, Royalists, Loyalists, Fashinazis, and other Wedding Groupies in the run-up to William and Kate’s Royal Wedding.

Royalist: Did you hear, they have Kate's mother at 8-to-5 to be the one who cried first.

Anglophile: Yeah, well my Royal name according to E! is Lord William Paul Puss-Puss-Boston-Post.

Wedding Groupie: I will be drinking mimosas and eating toad in the hole with my friends when it's on.

The Royally Screwéd: Didn't we fight a revolution like 225 years ago to avoid this crap?

by Beelzebub Jones May 21, 2011

BABY ROYALE

When you take a bunch of babies addicted to crack and throw a ball of crack in the middle and they fight to the death

Man 1:We can't feed all of them how do we decide which ones eat

Man 2: We'll have a Baby Royale

by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 18, 2019

hobo-royalty

Hobo-royalty identifies the person at the top of their social group, regardless of the status of that particular group.

That bro might be homeless but he is hobo-royalty to the bone!

by TheZackmancommeth September 25, 2020

Party Royale

Basically the hub for fortnite kids. I hope nobody ever has to go on it. It’s full of weird ODers, shippers, pedos, and a lot more worse stuff.

For god’s sake please don’t go on party royale.

by JarvisBanned December 14, 2020

Class Royale

Playing Clash Royale during class, usually hiding your phone from the teacher's view.

"Yo bro what you on your phone for? We supposed to be working on the project."
"Nah man I gotta ladder climb I'm getting my Class Royale on."

by RackARibs October 12, 2021

Clash Royale

Some bullshit pay to win game usually played by virgins who never speaked or touched some bicthes Or seen there dad they usually are virgins who spend their life saving on gems or pass royale or male prostitue

I have brain cancer and play clash royale

by DFngibgrjg March 10, 2022

Top Royalties

a group of inbred kids that like to circle jerk in the fairgrounds parking lot and think their clapped out truck is the hardest thing in the world.

“omg look it’s the Top Royalties fags at the fairgrounds playing with themselves again.”

by SlawOnMaKnawb February 24, 2022