White picket fence

It represents the beautiful middle-class suburban life

Im a white picket fence bitch, you are on the bench bitch.

by Handle cant be blank my ass December 10, 2021

Lenis Picker

Your female parent when they meet their new boyfriend while your father is out in the military doing hard work.

"Hey john, did you know your mother is being a lenis picker?"

"WHAT! I have to tell my father about this!"

by dwwadsau89d7w76dshau8duwd87sad December 17, 2021

placi picka

english translation : crying-pussy

it is used when someone is constantly crying or crying too often with reasons that are not worth crying to.

ahh damn u just lost that football match.
you:cries
what a placi picka.

you just cut your finger
you: cries
your dad: placi picka!!!

by kradljivac turske February 14, 2022

Tanners Pickett

A Tanners Pickett is when somebody jacks off during class but somehow never gets caught.

Person 1: "Look at that dude, he is totally doing a Tanners Pickett"
Person 2: "In the middle of History?"

by breakfastskillet March 16, 2022

Alicante Pick n Mix

A pseduo-hybrid of the Dubai Porta Potty and the G.I. butt wipe. A bride (or anyone in a wedding dress) is shat on, and the wedding dress then pulled up over their head, tightly, to get the worst of it off - in much the same way the tissue is used in the G.I. butt wipe. The difference from the Dubai Porta Potty, here, is that the customer is charged per weight of shit deposited, in much the same way that a Pick n Mix would be charged in a British sweet shop.

First known use was in planning conversations for a wedding, somewhere vaguely near Alicante, Spain, in 2022.

Yeah, after they did New York New York at the end of the night, they took the bride out the back for an Alicante Pick n Mix.

by Bobby's Bitch May 2, 2022

Banana Picker

A derogatory name for a Guatemalan, especially one of Native Descent

You damn Banana Picker! All you do is laze around and pick Bananas!

by Intellectual42069 July 7, 2022

Ass Picker

Someone who acknowledges all of their friends are on and refuses to get on. Also someone who says they're going to get on and never does.

Ethan wont get on because he's too busy picking his ass. Ethan is such an ass picker.

by hotelxx May 22, 2022