pandy pounds

Excessive weight gain caused by the pandemic
I need to get back to the gym to lose these pandy pounds
by beatsmeoff September 28, 2021
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dick pounding

smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat
yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her
by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017
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Quarter Pounded

Someone who finishes quickly
What did you do last night?”

“My tinder date quarter pounded

“Oh no”
by straightvibin December 09, 2020
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Wearin' extra pounds

To be overweight by a certain amount. Like to be wearin' 10 or 20 extra pounds.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 16, 2018
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Pound it Flat

Pounding it flat is the act of sex where the male takes authority and aggressively thrusts his penis into the vagina. Therefore pounding it flat would be a proper term.
"Kattie wanted it so bad that I decided to pound it flat"
by IETVTS2 July 18, 2014
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Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.
"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."
by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022
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ten pound pants

A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.
I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.
by Sweeturkraut April 03, 2017
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