Potatoes

Very large testes (testicals)

Jezuz! look at the size of his potatoes!

by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

Potatofication

The act of depriving a person or a group of people of their human qualities by treating them as cheap objects worth the price of a potato.

Syrian passport holders are experiencing potatofication on borders and airports.

by Laila Webster January 7, 2020

potato canckles

The right thing to say to anyone you meet. It is the perfect way to express how you feel. One of the most emotional words in the human language. Remember to use it wisely for its preciousness shouldn’t be accessible to just anyone. Potato Canckels isn’t just a word it is a philosophical way to live life. The way of potato canckles is the best combination of letters that could be uttered in the whole world. However, potato canckles can also just be to express a friendly greeting. It’s so diverse and unique it is honest perfection to the universe. When you say potato canckles you aren’t just saying words your opening up you innner soul and pouring out all of your emotion. It’s truly a spiritual act to embrace who you are in the inside. Now you are able to leave this definition knowing that you are able to be invested in the world of potato cankles.

First person: The city looks so beautiful tonight...... it reminds me of how enchanting your looks are.

Second Person: It’s so nice being here with you. It feels so safe and amazing.

First Person: If I’m being honest I was thinking the exact same thing......

Second Person: Really because I’ve had something I’ve been meaning to tell you recently. And since you feel the same I’m starting to believe tonight might be the night.

First Person: Oh my gosh really. I knew you’ve been acting strange and I can finally see why.

*Looking off into the sunset*Second Person: Okay well here it goes........

*Second Person looks back into the eyes of the first and takes a breath*: POTATO CANCKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Rawtalent March 24, 2020

potatoflake

A pasty white trump supporter who disparages snowflakes while whining about how trumpians are portrayed as morons and undesirables. Often obsessed with former black presidents and generally has more guns than teeth. The term potatoflake is derived from the observation that dried instant potato flakes are diametrically opposite to the overused term @snowflake”, which is often used to describe a rational person who is offended by trumpians or other Similar imbeciles.

Look at that guy on Fox whining about fake news; he’s such a potatoflake.

by Igeeee May 21, 2020

Patate Bleue

The best discord server ever made of all time. It was firstly a team, then it became a server.
It's often abbreviated by PB.

-Hey do you prefer Iron Squad or Patate Bleue ?
-Hmmm... I'm not sure about it.
-There are lots of potatoes on PB.
-Ok I made my choice.

by TableBleue February 18, 2021

Potatocist

Someone that hates Potatoes with a Passion and should be Executed.

Person: LOOK ITS A POTATOCIST!

by EdgyTurtleman May 26, 2021

Potato Farmer

When a male ejaculates into his bellybutton, and allows it to dry. Once fully dry they proceed to remove it with clumps of hair, making it look like freshly up rooted potatoes.

Tom: Hey did you hear that jimmy has 3 potatoes in the works?
Sam: Damn he is a real Potato Farmer!

by CyferGreen November 7, 2021