shit pit

a very dirty car... often splattered with cum and string cheeses.

"Yo man lets go take a ride in yo shit pit maybe catch some of dem hookas"

by EL NACHO... mucho grande April 15, 2015

Ladies of the pit

(Reference to Bram Stoker "Dracula") Vampire women whose sole job was to Drain men of there Strength to keep them imprisoned by siphoning both blood and semen using blood sucking (to a brink of death) and sexual intercourse

The ladies of the pit surrounded the hero with eyes red as blood and prepared to attack

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

Sperm pit

A term used to describe a woman who is lacking in any sort of social morals. For example, a slut.

Dude, That girl has slept with so many guys she has literally turned in to a sperm pit.

by NikNakNoo June 14, 2015

pit rub

Alternate way of saying deodorant

Will's was smelling dank nasty, so we threw him a tube of pit rub.

by nateabel October 14, 2006

Pit clit

The fat in a woman's armpit when her arms are down.

Did you see Tamatha's pit clit when she was wearing that tank top?

by MyrtsnMags September 21, 2018

MASTER's pit

A pit with a magic barrier/ force field making it impossible to teleport in or out of, or use magic inside of. The only person able to teleport in or out is MASTER. The pit is 3957 miles deep (1 mile from the earths core). This pit can only be controlled by MASTER. It can fill with lava and kill whoever is inside, or water for a refreshing hot tub. The only way to enter is to ask MASTER. Then the only way to survive the fall is to dive head first. The pit also doubles as a bunker and weapons facility. No weapons are permitted unless MASTER says so.

i'm gonna dive into the MASTER's pit.

by MASTER's Definitions September 22, 2020

Pit and Run

What owners of shitbulls typically do after their dogs attack another lifeform (running away from the scene)

Usually combined with a “They’ve never done that before.”

I just witnessed a pit and run after the shitbull got its pup cup at Starbucks.

by GeorgeateGayle April 29, 2024