The uterus shedding layers which feels like being stabbed by a knife in your lower abdomen and causes blood, breakouts, mood swings, cramps, and cravings.
by ReeseMaggiearemypuppies February 27, 2024

The longest part of the year is the dead period since there is no football on and there is no baseball on.
by Thecaptainmlb February 3, 2019

BOYS when a girl is on her period she may be a bitch but don't you fucking dare to upset her or she'll give you a bitch slap also buy her comfort foodmost of the time this is chocolate but... It could be any food that makes her happy also if your girlfriend needs you to get her pads DO NOT ASK SOMEONE EXEPT FOR HER and dads same thing its okay to ask an employee than she unleash Godzilla on you also if she doesn't want to go out DONT FUCKING FORCE HER or she will once again unleash Godzilla
Girl=babe I'm on my period can you get me food and pads
Boy=*at shops* bAbe WhAT sIZe d0 YoU wEAr
Lesson don't annoy hormonal girls on their periods
Boy=*at shops* bAbe WhAT sIZe d0 YoU wEAr
Lesson don't annoy hormonal girls on their periods
by Th0000tttttt April 24, 2020

S: So my friends girlfriend went to the show with us tonight
J: ugh. I hate her.
S: you've never met her....
J: i probably don't hate her. It's just period perception
J: ugh. I hate her.
S: you've never met her....
J: i probably don't hate her. It's just period perception
by SKurp December 1, 2014

Bro 1: dude i smashed Lucy last night on her period
Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)
Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)
by TFbill October 25, 2019

When you go over to Netflix and chill, and she says that she's on her period so you order pizza but then she bleeds all over the pizza but you eat anyways
by Chilf February 23, 2017
