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Period

The uterus shedding layers which feels like being stabbed by a knife in your lower abdomen and causes blood, breakouts, mood swings, cramps, and cravings.
Me: *sobs*
My bestie: “what’s wrong?”
Me: “ period”
My bestie: “I’ll get the hot water bottle
by ReeseMaggiearemypuppies February 27, 2024
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Dead period

Period between the super bowl and the first spring training game.
The longest part of the year is the dead period since there is no football on and there is no baseball on.
by Thecaptainmlb February 3, 2019
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Periods

BOYS when a girl is on her period she may be a bitch but don't you fucking dare to upset her or she'll give you a bitch slap also buy her comfort foodmost of the time this is chocolate but... It could be any food that makes her happy also if your girlfriend needs you to get her pads DO NOT ASK SOMEONE EXEPT FOR HER and dads same thing its okay to ask an employee than she unleash Godzilla on you also if she doesn't want to go out DONT FUCKING FORCE HER or she will once again unleash Godzilla
Girl=babe I'm on my period can you get me food and pads
Boy=*at shops* bAbe WhAT sIZe d0 YoU wEAr
Lesson don't annoy hormonal girls on their periods
by Th0000tttttt April 24, 2020
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Period Perception

When a woman's judgement and feeling toward another person is changed due to their period.
S: So my friends girlfriend went to the show with us tonight

J: ugh. I hate her.

S: you've never met her....
J: i probably don't hate her. It's just period perception
by SKurp December 1, 2014
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period champion

When you have unprotected sex with a women on her period, and you end up covered in blood.
Bro 1: dude i smashed Lucy last night on her period

Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)
by TFbill October 25, 2019
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period snuggle

Caitlin is the best period snuggler on earth
by K8crouth November 11, 2018
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period pizza

When you go over to Netflix and chill, and she says that she's on her period so you order pizza but then she bleeds all over the pizza but you eat anyways
"let's order pizza"
" only if it's period pizza"
by Chilf February 23, 2017
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