perfect spoon

When both bodies fit into each other exactly and the TV is still completely visible for the big spoon.

It’s the perfect spoon.

by Que888 May 19, 2018

Perfect Pump

Taking credit for coincidence to boost ones reputation.

With eyes closed "Dude i need exactly 20 in gas" accidentally hits 20 on the mark. Claimee takes credit for being omniscient. The perfect pump.

by MagicRoddy July 15, 2019

Perfect Alice

Just be like Alice and be perfect.

Alice is perfect in all ways and everyone knows it.

You are Perfect Alice

by Jesus habibi555 April 17, 2019

perfect pinting

When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy

My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in

by AK41 December 18, 2017

Perfect Call

The moment when you realize you're being asked to do something improper.

Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.

Whoa, hold on a sec, this is starting to sound like a perfect call.

by Jay$ Meow Meow-Rawrr VII January 24, 2020

Chase perfect

Not perfect, but close enough.

This board is warped, but we can probably use it because it is Chase perfect.

by BobinVA May 13, 2020

Absolute perfection

Someone or something that is perfect and Amazing to be with, look at, or experience.

Gitty Wuensch is absolute perfection

by lllllllllly July 7, 2020