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a perfect pitch

When you take a dump and go to wipe your arse and the paper comes away clean.
I took a shit yesterday and when i wiped the tp came up clean... I had thrown a perfect pitch!
by Fiddler234 January 6, 2017
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a perfect change

Three quarters, two dimes, two nickels, and five pennies. Something people carry when they want to get rid of their change.

"Perfect change" is what you give a casier so you don't get change back. "A perfect change" is the combination of coins you might carry so you can give perfect change.
Cashier: The total comes to $6.68
Customer: *gives her a five, a one, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.
Cashier: Your change comes to...um...nothing.

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Man, I've got a lot of coins. I should probably make a perfect change.
by Kevin February 18, 2009
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perfect boyfriend

Willing to do anything to make your girl happy.
"hey babe can you rub my feet?"

"ew no i hate feet"

you're not the perfect boyfriend.
by StraightTruthGiver October 28, 2019
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Perfect

Perfect; when she is so fine she has a booty like a Goddess and her boobs are pure Gold!!
OMG look at Sunny over there she is so damn perfect
by Hulkeh August 19, 2018
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Perfect

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Perfect World

dumbass 1: dude.. lets play perfect world and its available in malaysia

dumbass 2: dude.. I won't waste my time playing perfect world

dumbass 1: why dude?

dumbass 2: because it is World of warcraft Clone!! look at the herbalism, look at the map, look at the instance dungeons.. they are ripped-off. they should name it as World of perfect
by creativetest711 December 9, 2008
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Perfect World

An MMORPG created by the chinese. Pretty much a low quality WoW clone. Plus for the chinese names at least. But plagued by cheap chinese programming
Person 1: Hey dude u should try perfect world?
Person 2: I play WoW u f00l
Person 1: OMG but only in perfect world can it take 5 hours to walk from one town to another!! isn't that great?
Person 2: stop playing before you get melamine poisoning.
by nasa0003 December 29, 2008
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