pre-seasoned

When a woman or orifice has been aroused or inseminated to the point that a a phallus can slide in without effort. Often used to convey disinterest in foreplay and the result of using a fluffer.

Meet her friends? Are they DTF? I like them pre-seasoned! In fact, it's best if someone else has already talked them up.

pre-seasoned by Capn C-Block April 27, 2014

pre-explosion 

When you are engaging in sexual inter coarse and because of a males presperm the female has a baby

When me and Angela were having sex I pre-exploded. Now she's pregnant.
You had your pre-explosion?
Yeah!

pre-explosion by Big_daddy_ July 3, 2014

pre-anal sex check 

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.

My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.

pre-anal sex check by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014

Pre-B Day 

The last day you spend with a significant other, romantically, before breaking up.

(Could also be worded as "The Last Day")

Can we have a Pre-B Day?

Pre-B Day by Princess_Halle August 16, 2014

pre cray

Before someone was crazy

"Do you prefer Brittany Spears when she was pre cray or cray cray?"

pre cray by meep1234567 May 27, 2015

pre-queef 

A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.

On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.

Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef

pre-queef by timetrain December 7, 2015

Pre Cancel 

That's what you should do with all pre orders.

"Wow, look at all that extra DLC for pre ordering, they even give you a story related mission! I don't support this, pre canceled!"

Pre Order cancel game Pre Cancel

Pre Cancel by Slapslop October 8, 2016