Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.

Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.

by Smegladon December 18, 2023

polishing the coral

When a woman uses her hands or feet, to stimulate a man’s private parts whilst underwater.

I was hanging out in the hot tub with Susan, and all of a sudden she began polishing the coral, all whilst holding a glass a champagne.

by Capt. Stillman December 24, 2023

jimmy polishers

Refers to a person's lips that sucks dick.

Stop talking shit or I will smack you right in your Jimmy polishers

by Jay Benz January 27, 2024

Polished Turd

A movie in which the audience is oblivious to horrid writing because of how it looks graphically.

Bro 1: yo this movie is so good!!

Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals

by FurryHunter69 April 28, 2023

Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.

Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.

by Brian Elland November 21, 2023

Dick polish

When someone doubles down on an elitist trait, they are adding “dick polish”.

Technically Dieter has two doctorate so in Germany his title gets a whole layer of dick polish. There he is Herr Doctor Doctor Dieter.

Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.

George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.

by Homosexual Black Female December 3, 2023

polish cork

A tedious circular argument concerning the merits of a historical strategic decision.

Class went long today when the professor popped another 'polish cork'--whether Bradley should have closed the Falaise pocket with multi-domain, corkscrew thinking.

by MontyFanBoi December 6, 2023