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Cosmic Pocket Brownie

When an inmate purchases a cosmic brownie from the commissary and places the brownie in his pocket to warm it up. Once the brownie is warmed up, the inmate opens the package and proceeds to enter the warm brownie with his penis. Once the inmate finishes and frosts the brownie, he then gives the glazed brownie to a friend, as a gift.
"Yo Cornbread, this cosmic pocket brownie is out of the world. I especially enjoy the cream filling..."
by Mr. Unplugged August 27, 2020
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Emmett Hot Pocket

The result of Sleeping with more than one person in a 24 hour period. Resulting in a vagina that smells like the town of Emmett Idaho, or a fishy, trashy odor.
"I can smell you Emmett hot pocket dude! Take a shower"

"I drank all weekend, and now have an Emmett hot pocket"
by KMP4 April 6, 2014
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new jersey hot pocket

A spoiled brat rich female that is ONLY good for sex. Usually from Bergen County.
I was hanging out with this New Jersey Hot Pocket last night named Simone. I hit it and bounced. What else...
by Dre money March 30, 2016
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Kansas cold pocket

The art of a man having anal sex with a girl while she is masterbatting.
She moaned good while I shoved my dick in her ass while she was shoving a a dildo in her twat. She sure loves her Kansas cold pockets!
by Ghetto turkey June 18, 2016
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Empty your pocket!

A sentence used by a robber (armed or not armed) to intimidate a victim/person to give all of their belongongs inside their pockets, such as a wallet, phone, and other valuable things.
Robber: Empty your pocket!
Victim: Man, what the f*ck is this?!
Robber: I said, empty your pocket!!!
Victim: Okay, okay! Please don't hurt me!!!
Robber: *Bashes the victim's head with an Israeli Uzi*
Robber: $500

+RESPECT

Hail CJ
by JollyMac May 30, 2018
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Missouri Hot Pocket

when shave your pubic hair and place it into a girls vagina, then you sneeze into her vagina and she then quiefs out a hairball.
Last night me an amy did the missouri hot pocket
by Hyilainwaffle June 5, 2022
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Pocket Whore

Girl between the age of 14 and 16 that is under 5 foot. Wich makes her pocket size. That has boobs the size of 34B or bigger. Always wears something that shows of cleavage and make sure to hike up and push her boobs out as much as possible. Hunts men 18 and above and usually blue balls them or gets them in jail.
Dude did you see that little "Pocket Whore" at the movie theater.

Lets go find some "Pocket Whores" befor we turn 18.

Look at that gang of "Pocket Whores" over there.

Damn "pocket whores" were are all the girls that wont put me in jail.

Look at the boobs on that "pocket whore".

O look "pocket whores".
by Walter Fishington September 21, 2010
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