Tommie

Someone you can't help falling madly in love with, despite their obvious weird nature and chaotic gestures. Their hugs are something anyone would adore, a pure expression of love. Only a Tommie could fathom making you feel that special.

They're very reserved in nature, only showing their true colors when comfortable with you, and you'll never know someone you'll love as much as them.

Treasure your Tommie while you have them.

"Wow, you're really simping for Tommie, aren't you?"
"I can't help it, they're just so perfect!"

by TheQueensToast June 4, 2022

Tommy

A arsehole who loves big massive scrumptious cock, he plays with his wang 24/7 and never stops eating toenail clippings. He thinks he likes women but he loves big black obese hairy men named daqouis bottomfart.

Random person: is that a tommy???

Other person: obviously, he's with a daqouis bottomfart 🙄

by Daddy loves big black cock August 2, 2022

Tommy Gunning

Shotgunning a can of Spaghettios as you would a can of beer

Derrick is bulking this week so he’s Tommy Gunning 3 cans a day. That’s like 1200 calories!

by ItalianTrash September 9, 2021

Tommy Tom Tom

The mastered art of doing nothing while others do everything and you act like you didn’t know

The other day I had to do all 3 jobs and lock up the gates and answer the phones while Tommy Tom Tom over here watched greys anatomy like he’s training to be a doctor or something

by The big engine that could June 16, 2025

Tommy timing

When you say something outrageously sus

Person 1: bro your balls could fit in my mouth
Person 2: yooo nah you on that Tommy timing

by 3babyariocha August 29, 2022

Doing A Tommy H

When you pretend to be drunk infront of your friends, and your performance is worthy of an Oscar, equal to or better performed than legendary actor Tom Hanks

Spoon is doing a Tommy H

Look at spoon giving it Tommy H over there

by Scfc1 December 12, 2021

Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is someone who will consume any and all alcohol in a kilometer radius. As his name suggests, tommy beers has access to an infinite flow of all beers and will never be seen without a beer in his hand.

Wow you always have so many beers you must be a Tommy Beers

by sigmainohio May 7, 2024