Better known as Saturday to the rest of the world, on Rhode Island Sunday all the drunks and old people come out of the woodwork to make sure those with lives can't get anywhere without at least a 45-minute commute. The methodology is comprised of several art forms, including the Rhode Island Roadblock, the Rhode Island Rubberneck, and the Flashing-Lights Brake-dance.
The scariest part of Rhode Island Sunday is that when compounded with an actual Sunday, the Rhode Island Sunday drivers and the *real* Sunday drivers are all on the road together, thus creating the greatest clusterfuck this side of Los Angeles.
The scariest part of Rhode Island Sunday is that when compounded with an actual Sunday, the Rhode Island Sunday drivers and the *real* Sunday drivers are all on the road together, thus creating the greatest clusterfuck this side of Los Angeles.
"We're going to see Tom Petty at the Comcast Center, but the concert's on a Rhode Island Sunday so we have to leave an extra hour early."
by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010

People from Harmony, Rhode Island are pot smoking lunatics. Go to Ponaganset High school where everybody is either a band geek or drug addict.
by Siouxsiefied123 March 9, 2011

the hairstyle in which the male of the species uses a large amount of hair product in order to severely spike, straight up from the forehead, while using the remainder of hair product to commpletely flatten the rest of the hair to the skull.
Anthony was ready for his date with the prettiest girl in all of Farmingdale: his Long Island Waterfall was completely greased up and sticking straight up to the sky.
by dizzzzzzzzzz October 17, 2005

by chris rob from frank cob October 28, 2004

When a guy blows his gizz load deep in a girls arse and then slurps it up as she poops it back out of her anal forest back into his mouth.
Bill: hey dude what did you do last night?
Dude: I one-up'd your "ranch" and went thousand island on your mom!!!
Dude: I one-up'd your "ranch" and went thousand island on your mom!!!
by kindsir44 June 25, 2009

The way everyone else in the United States of America feels about an insignificant portion of New York.
Long Island
Long Island
No one outside of the U.S.A. even recognizes their existence. FLI! No one cares about your segmented sectionalist New York culture. No one cares about your stupid iced tea. No one cares about your shitty, and they are shitty, beaches. No one cares about your ignorant, irritating homosexual Italian families.
by Yobastankuh January 31, 2005

When you put your dick between a hotdog bun, eat a live puppy, diarrhea-shit the puppy out onto your dick in between the bun,
and then drink tequila with your uncle until he's drunk enough to eat it, and you're drunk enough to let him.
and then drink tequila with your uncle until he's drunk enough to eat it, and you're drunk enough to let him.
Mike:"Hey Johny how'd you get that scar on your crotch man?"
Johny: "Wicked Rhode Island hotdog with uncle Gary last night"
Mike: "Nice"
Johny: "Wicked Rhode Island hotdog with uncle Gary last night"
Mike: "Nice"
by J-ho's pimp August 1, 2006
