Gossipy Old Woman

An elderly female who spreads rumors and senators Lisa Murkowski and Joe Manchin
You remind me of a gossipy old woman. Do you always spread/start gossip. Believe me if they were dating you would never have pictures, they would hide their relationship. Friends will just laugh together and Allow every picture you want. Click away Trumper.
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the old pump and jerk

1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.

2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.
by themaskednwker September 15, 2013
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old hen

a fake swear word used by by dutch people from the Christian reformed church. noted in and around mid Michigan, Grand Rapids, Houghton lake, Lake city, Falmouth, roscommon missaukee county's area.
1.the cows have gotten out again old hen
2. old hen i have lost my wallet
3. old hen i am late for Church again
by j r lang January 04, 2008
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An old haunt

An old haunt is a girlfriend or boyfriend from the past that someone hasn’t gotten over.
After 15 years of marriage, Mary learned that Jim has an old haunt from high school that he is reconnecting with....

That boy is Jen’s old haunt from college.

I hate when old haunts show up!
by LeAnn Brown November 22, 2019
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Old fashion

An over the pants hand job in which the recipient ejaculates in their underwear.
I was hooking up with Suzy last night and I kept pushing her hand "down there" and she just started giving me an old fashion.
by Jbreezy174 January 04, 2016
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old lady

one who purchases wordblood hoe/words with their bi-weekly pay check
My best friend, who is an old lady, really likes his blood hoes
by niggacheese November 05, 2003
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The Old Dick Twist

When one man grabs the dick of another with a firm grasp and twists his dick.
Man in the background: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK
by Handjizz_201 March 04, 2019
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