Cool Definitions for Names

Cool Definitions for Names are COOL. Usually, people type someones name as a word and then a really funny definition. Sadly, they don't have all the names in the world. My name is really weird and they don't have a funny definition for mine, they just have the actual definition for my name. All the popular kids on snapchat post about their name and how funny it is. My friend {Breah} has a funny definition for hers. I'm honestly TRIGGERED.

OMG! Did you see those Cool Definitions for Names on Urban Dictionary? Mine is the freaking funniest!

by YesimaCookie December 17, 2016

dealer name basis

When two potheads smoke together enough times to learn the names of each other's dealers

Ya after those bowls last night, Rick and I are now on a dealer name basis

by Houghton Mifflin Books April 17, 2011

Double-barrel name

A first name consisting of two first names.

"What's you're name?"
"My name is Liam-James Kearney"
"Oh, you have a double-barrel name"

by Whaddiyatalkinabeet October 25, 2016

Ghosts Without Names

Ghosts without names fade so easily.
Do not forget the dead.

His sister was a ghost without a name. She faded, too.

Ghosts without names fade so easily.

by 22(god) April 27, 2019

MY NAME IS NOT GARY!

When you get a text from a random number.

*gets text from random number asking for a new roof*
you: MY NAME IS NOT GARY!

by yurarsegay May 15, 2019

Joes last name

Mom,
Full name: joe mom

Joes last name joke is Usually used a insult to people named Joe.

by Gustav vasan December 5, 2019

my name is jew

When your name is jew (ex. je wcool song - Searching jew cool song
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.

To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.

The code of the jew is:

Flowing through all, there is jew

There is no jew without jesus to create

There is no jesus to create without allah

Allah fades without the power of jew

Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see

There is allah in me

There is jesus in me

Jew is all things and I am jew

If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation

Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.

When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.

Tom: "Yoooo, did you know that -name- is named jew?"
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."

by Ihavebeendoingthetsecretlyedit December 31, 2019