Mystical muffin

Where you fart in your hand and release it under someone's nose.

My buddy 'Fat Gilbert's' mystical muffin, burnt the shit out of my nose hairs.

by Farmer Garza May 1, 2010

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muffin bum

you know the fashion where the guys wear their jeans low? well, if a guy wears them mid-butt and theyre too tight he'll end up with a muffin bum (ie his upper bum overlaps the trousers). a real turn-off...

guys, before playing basketball, make sure you dont have a muffin bum!! its disgusting to watch!!

girl one: oh my god! look at that guy! he has a muffin bum!

girl two: euugh!! gross!! shield your innocent eyes!

by zebby.27 March 14, 2010

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muffin to nothin'

A declaration of victory, usually used after beating someone in a game or sport; or insulting them.

"Nothin'" is often pronounced as "nuffin."

Looks like the score is muffin to nothin'!

by PorkHammer December 28, 2009

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muffin bacon

The excess layer of skin that sticks out of a vagina, basically a roast beef curtain or third lip

I was trying to go down on this girl but her Muffin Bacon was in the way so I had to clothes pin it up out of the way

by BrandonAldo February 21, 2014

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Muffin Project

A movement focused on persuading others to eat excessive amounts of unhealthy or undesirable food, for the purpose of entertaining spectators.

Ahmed: Hey John, wanna watch Pierre try to eat 50 chicken nuggets? I offered him a $50 prize if he can do it.

Chris: Absolutely! Now that is one good Muffin Project.

by Almanaseer February 12, 2008

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