The Driller's Mud

When you have sexual intercourse doggy style and as the girl climaxes you simultaneously snot rocket on her back.

Lil susie rotten crotch was shocked when Bertonio decided to give her the Driller's Mud

by Booger_1337 December 21, 2008

No mud no lotus

A saying that can be traced back to Buddhism. Basically it means that of course, there will be bad things in life that will cause you to suffer. It'll bring pain to you. However with this "mud" you eventually get stronger and grow as a result thus forming you into a beautiful "lotus". Just remember life gets better eventually but it takes time and effort.

Joel: Life just isn't good man. The past year has brought me nothing but depression, anxiety, and despair. It's an endless roller coaster and I want out so bad.

Ryan: No mud no lotus.

by DeadBread January 11, 2018

Blood and mud

While a female is taking a poop she starts her period.

Wife to husband: while I was taking a poop I started my period.

Husband to wife: nice, making a little blood and mud!

by Pa boy September 18, 2017

Magma Mud

The product that comes when person A gets anal really really rough by person B, so hard that person A may have gotten some minor cuts and/or tears of the anus/rectum. Then person B discreetly grabs a bottle of rubbing alcohol and douses person A's anal region, causing pain and anguish while purposefully trying to get the majority inside the rectum.

"dude i heard that chick ended up with some magma mud the other day"

"no way, that's sick"

by kavik_ November 20, 2009

mud jack

v. The act of deficating in ones hand (or using feces from acquired from anywhere) and using the feces as lubrication to masturbate.

I mud jacked in the shower last night.

by smangz March 22, 2011

mud tooth

noun

1. A tooth that is discolored in any way.

I wonder if her breath stinks because of that mud tooth.

by sean anonymous December 9, 2008

eye mud

The result of mixing speed tears and dust. Occurs most often while riding four wheeler or the like on a dusty trail, without wearing goggles.

It took several hours for all the eye mud to purge from my tear ducts.

by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007