mother gothel

The mother that knows best

Rapunzel: “while can’t I go see the floating lights?”
Mother Gothel: “because mother knows best”

by Beansss269 June 8, 2022

Mother’s Cum

(Countable)
1) The cum of a mindless male/female.
2) The cum of a male/scorpion being jizzed on.

A piece of my mother’s cum.

by ZRXVC September 21, 2023

my mother

it's the funniest person who i know. often it's very very severe with me, but she does 'cause for my sake. i love her. sometimes i hate her attitude.

an advice: treat her with kindness 'cause she give you everything, everything that you need.

me: i love you more than anything
my mother: do you need money or anything?

by au3.8 November 23, 2021

Your Mother

I'm having relations with all of your mothers.
She hella thick, only true gamers can do someones mother and play fortnite at the same time.

I always land 200 pumps on your mothers

Bro your mother is sucking my c*ck rn

Bro you mothers are fine as rn ngl

by chained rat March 15, 2022

so's ure mother !

Mike Robinson....SLOA........while Robinson is buzzing one might hear after one says's something......He might reply ."So's ure ________

Im Tired.... Mike may hear that while buzzing n say "So's ure mother !.......

by richjr3442001 October 19, 2010

Holy Moses Mother of Pearl

Holy Moses Mother of Pearl is something you would yell instead of swearing when your in the company of small children and the elderly and something bad has happened.

On the way home from Chuck-E-Cheese Pizza, Ryan's friend started to feel sick and to his moms surprise Ryan's friend Jesse vomited hitting her in the back of her head! With vomit running down her back she almost dropped the "F" bomb and instead shouted, "Holy Moses Mother of Pearl!" "Did you just recycle pizza in my hair?"

by Shucky Kunt August 31, 2017

Ur brother is ur mother

One of the eight most deadly phrases in the world. It has not been muttered since the anciet great wars, not to be used lightly.

Justin: Ur mom gay
Kyle: Ur sister a mister
Justin: That's it... Ur brother is ur mother

All the stars' gravity becomes 10000000000x stronger pulling everything into their reaches. Once the final star has been born the big bang happens again.

by capricornicus May 12, 2018