Usually in Florida, when a woman shaves her labia (A.K.A.: Coohie) at a NASCAR event or while driving, and her vulva accidentally bulges out making fart noise. (A.K.A.:Quefe)
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When a man has an abscess on his penis, usually below the head.
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When a man has an abscess on his penis, usually below the head.
Example sentence 1: Can't believe Mary got arrested because she got a Florida humpback midget at the Daytona 500.
Example sentence 2: I had asked John to take over the wheel while I was shaving when I looked down to see if that noise was because of a Fl humpback midget.
Example sentence 3: "When George got bit by that caterpillar on his wiener last July, it swole up and gave him a humpback midget!"
Example sentence 2: I had asked John to take over the wheel while I was shaving when I looked down to see if that noise was because of a Fl humpback midget.
Example sentence 3: "When George got bit by that caterpillar on his wiener last July, it swole up and gave him a humpback midget!"
by Hoborilla&da notorious L.I.N.O April 17, 2010
Get the Humpback Midget mug.A midget that is dressed up like a clown that sneaks into nurserys while kids are being babysat and scare the children. When the babysitter comes in to check on children, midget pretends it is a statue. Can be brought up in any conversation according to nick daniels.
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Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
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A guy who is short and makes up for it by working out too much. Mostly working out the glamour muscles resulting in a short and thick body that is normally accompanied by a jersey shore like attitude.
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by vanilla midget August 20, 2006
Get the vanilla midget mug.(adj.) Any kid in his early teens that is the coolest kid ever. he is not a sovi or a fraiger and never wants to hang out with them ever. everyone knows hes the coolest kid ever.
Person 1: yo Jake is the coolest person ever
Person 2: yeh hes such a menges
Person 1: yo i think stephen wants to hang out with him.
Person 2: Jake wont, he doesn't ever want to hang out with fraigers like stephen.
Person 2: yeh hes such a menges
Person 1: yo i think stephen wants to hang out with him.
Person 2: Jake wont, he doesn't ever want to hang out with fraigers like stephen.
by Mr. fraiger June 26, 2009
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