mexican morning

Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Tequila or Mezcal.

The party was fucking insane

Yeah it was good, woke up to a Mexican morning though, I felt like shit.

by El rober January 15, 2014

Mexican Diabetes

Also known as "Type 3 Diabetes" or "Tipo Tres", it is diabetes that is contracted when your pancreas is stolen from you and sold on the black market while you lay in a bathtub full of ice.

Joel: "What got up your ass?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"

by GoonBoom March 11, 2017

Mexican Hentai

Pretty much just normal hentai except with Mariachi

Me: Man you wanna go watch some Hentai?
Friend: There's this new thing called Mexican Hentai. Wanna try it?
Me: Sure, why not right?

by Haccin September 26, 2017

The mexican sus

The mexican sus is a creature found in the north-west part of mexico. It fulfills all the criterias to be called "sus" in mexico, since "sus" is a term which variates from country to country.

-He eats his tacos without the tortilla. what is wrong with him?

-Oh, don't mind him. It's just the mexican sus.

by El Sus March 17, 2022

Round Mexican

Another term for a columbian.

My dumb-fuck friend Joseph is a round Mexican.

by CarCarCar January 18, 2022

mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water as they eat them out.

Horny and thirsty? Why not Mexican strainer?

by Mr. Id November 25, 2018

Mexican squeegee

When you cum on a girls face and whip it with your dick.

I gave her the good old Mexican squeegee.

by b0bburg3r March 11, 2021