Gloss Metal

Metal that is inspired by pop but retains it's essence of heaviness and technical playing. Also characterised by glossier/ poppy aesthetics in the music video.
Eg: The new Architects, Unprocessed.

Love the new gloss metal.

by witty_donor November 14, 2020

Metal Health

Well, I'm an axe grinder
Piledriver
Mama says that I never, never mind her
Got no brains
I'm insane
The teacher says that I'm one big pain
I'm like a laser
Six-string razor
I got a mouth like an alligator
I want it louder
More power
I'm gonna rock it till it strikes the hour
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad, all right
Well, I'm frustrated
Outdated
I really want to be overrated
I'm a finder
And I'm a keeper
I'm not a loser and I ain't no weeper
I got the boys
To make the noise
Won't ever let up, hope it annoys you
Join the pack
Fill the crack

Well, now you're here, there's no way back
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Metal health will cure your crazy
Metal health will cure your mad
Metal health is what we all need
It's like a heart attack
Bang your head
Wake the dead
We're all metal mad
It's all you have
So bang your head
And raise the dead, oh yeah
Metal health
It drives you mad, mad, mad, mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Oh, get your straightjackets on tonight, oh
The bad boys are gonna set you right
Oh rock ya, rock ya, rock ya
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head

by Death Menace July 9, 2023

Groove metal

a genre of music which gives you an undesirable urge to headbang even tho it's in some sort of standard tuning (but not trash metal)

Hey bro, what genre is Cowboys From Hell?

It's groove metal idiot, didn't you notice your head flew off from headbanging?

by Headbanger3000 May 3, 2023

the metal touch

Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.

Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa

by John McGummyBear May 7, 2021

metal scream

Probly one of the most dangerous deep talents that takes physically too long to learn also known as a metal scream

Metal head one:HAVE YOU HEARD COREY TAYLORS SCREAM

Metal head 2:DUDE THAT SHIT MUSTVE BROKE HIS DAMM VOICE WTF

Metal head 1:THE BEST METAL SCREAM EVER

by anonymous October 19, 2020

False metal

"False metal" is a term created by Manowar in the 80s to describe glam metal music.

Nowadays it also includes nu metal, deathcore, metalcore and similar genres. Some people also include DSBM (depressive suicidal black metal).

Me: These idiots seem to be sure it's metal.

DSBM guy: It is? Why, what, eh?

Me fr: Go listen to some Aura Noir. Death to false metal!

by I love gates June 14, 2023

Metal Jenelle

This is usually people performed by people named Jenelle, during intercourse the female (usually named Jenelle) will stick the tip of a Ka-Bar knife into the males penis, the males penis must be below average and pubes must very grown for a “Metal Jenelle.”

I found out I have a really small penis and I need to shave, I just got a Metal Jenelle.

by PudgyKid November 19, 2018