Metal Jenelle

This is usually people performed by people named Jenelle, during intercourse the female (usually named Jenelle) will stick the tip of a Ka-Bar knife into the males penis, the males penis must be below average and pubes must very grown for a “Metal Jenelle.”

I found out I have a really small penis and I need to shave, I just got a Metal Jenelle.

by PudgyKid November 19, 2018

Metal Drinkbottle

It's mainly used for drinking water, although you can also use this blunt object as a devastating, badass weapon. It is also a long-range weapon for the strong throwers out there. It acts just like Thor's hammer and attracts electricity for extra damage. Just make sure it is full or empty for long throws. This weapon is usually yielded by the Gods.
Stats:
Damage:

Full: 6050
Empty:3000

Throws:
Damage:
Full: 7000 at short range
Empty: 5000 at long range

God used Metal Drinkbottle
Its extremely effective!
Rando Ranga: "Fuck, that hurt bro."
Jesus Fucking Christ: "Get fucking destroyed ranga."

by Some Rando(notranga) September 6, 2022

False metal

"False metal" is a term created by Manowar in the 80s to describe glam metal music.

Nowadays it also includes nu metal, deathcore, metalcore and similar genres. Some people also include DSBM (depressive suicidal black metal).

Me: These idiots seem to be sure it's metal.

DSBM guy: It is? Why, what, eh?

Me fr: Go listen to some Aura Noir. Death to false metal!

by I love gates June 14, 2023

metal scream

Probly one of the most dangerous deep talents that takes physically too long to learn also known as a metal scream

Metal head one:HAVE YOU HEARD COREY TAYLORS SCREAM

Metal head 2:DUDE THAT SHIT MUSTVE BROKE HIS DAMM VOICE WTF

Metal head 1:THE BEST METAL SCREAM EVER

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Metal High

When you listen to any metal sub-genre and have a build up (the high build), to a good feeling about almost anything and don't care about most things around you, or the things that you do and say. To experience a metal high, you can either start with nu metal and work your way up, or you can find any song that has a strong metal feel to it. The high will wear off if there isn't another metal song being played after the current song is over, being tired, or if you start listening to a different genre of music. If you listen to a different genre, you will have a scratchy feeling in your ears and the music may be the same as you remember it, but the feeling will be different. You'll know when you're metal high, because the 'great feeling' will be there and you'll want to do things that you now have the confidence too.
Head banging is encouraged.

Metalhead 1: Hey dude, want to party?
Metalhead 2: Wait, you have weed?
Metalhead 1: No, we can get metal high.
(Both Metalheads play a list of metal songs and have a head-bang session)

by ®OA©h January 8, 2018

Middle Metal

Music that is listened to primarily by Middle Schoolers to the end of feeling "Hardcore."

This music often becomes an obsession; the listeners often delude themselves into thinking that only the musician understands them.

When the listener matures several years, they realize how foolish they were, and occasionally listen for purposes of nostalgia.

"Dude, what's this Three Day's Grace album doing on your shelf?"

"Oh, that's my kid brother's. He's really into Middle Metal now."

by NewPaul September 1, 2013

metallic archea

Metallic Archea refers to when someone or something's, body oder is so bad that it destroys any object within its vicinity.

Fred: "dude I cant believe how bad David's Metallic Archea is."

by codthefish June 29, 2023