Max the man

Max the man is a bery strong guy with a big ass fucking cock like you can ride on that like it’s a bike Max the man is gonna be the best soccer play in the world he is going to be better the Lionel Messi and that is a fact

Stranger:how big is your cock

Max the man: lemme see 38.98 inches

by Bigjavi01 August 29, 2018

max/bringer

This is a guy who does gay comments as jokes eg "Do u want to lick my pootang pie?" and "I want to lick your cheese"

Max: Do you want to lick my pootang pie?
Person1: FUCK OFF GAY BOY

by Somerandrandomguy July 04, 2004

Max-Jasper

A perfect husband, he’s nice, caring, very smart and handsome. The most lovable person you’ll ever meet! This word is mostly

used in the love language.

That guy is so nice! He’s such a Max-Jasper! I wish I could marry him.

by Rita Lynn November 22, 2021

Max Seegs

One who like to pose, drink excessively, and break bathroom doors in an abrupt manner.

"wow do you see how drunk he is.."
"he's not drunk, he's just being a max seegs"

by gohawkx February 27, 2019

max relax

The act of chilling out totally

I just finished prepping my house for this approaching cat 5 hurricane oh wow what a big job. All I need now is to Max Relax with a lazyboy,12 pack,and a 60inch flat screen TV.

by Miami Beach Bum August 31, 2019

Max Calcroft

A mythical creature some say he has the legs of a philosoraptor and the arms of a bear. He does not attack unless he has his belly tickled. Then he unleashes the wrath of 1,000,000 suns.

I saw a max calcroft yesterday i tickled his belly and ran

by Khal Drogo May 26, 2014

Max's Law

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.

"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."

by Morgan_Rose99 June 09, 2023