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Get the Max Rowan mug.A minor (under 18 years of age) who is very short but claims that they one day will be tall due to natural growth. Many times, they may cite a doctor or their parents height in an attempt to make their claims seem more credible.
Person 1 who is 5’5”: My doctor says that I am going to grow to be 6’3” when I’m an adult
Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!
Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!
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by not_noah December 1, 2019
Get the Max Rossitto mug.Point reached after an exhausting amount of text communication that never leads to a higher form of interaction, like speaking on the phone or making plans to meet in person. Often inspired by breadcrumbers. Term for succinctly defining your boundary without having to write annoying long messages pleading your case.
Brad the breadcrumber texts you for the 1 millionth time trying to continue his shenanigans.
Response: “I’m sorry Brad, I’ve reached max-text.”
Brad has no choice but to graduate from his fingerpad.
Response: “I’m sorry Brad, I’ve reached max-text.”
Brad has no choice but to graduate from his fingerpad.
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