Sad f*cking bitch crying over every shit possible.
Buying expensive hygienic products for no fucking reason. Used to be so fucking fat now is only big. His pp is like worm I sucked last Tuesday.
Buying expensive hygienic products for no fucking reason. Used to be so fucking fat now is only big. His pp is like worm I sucked last Tuesday.
by Blund3r November 21, 2021

this guy thinks he is so slick when he is cheating in poker, but actually everybody knows but cant say anything because they dont exist because he doesnt have friends
by Xerox2810 December 3, 2018

Loves it up the bum and occasionally up the nose, will suck your dick for a can of coke, has a big foot fetish, biggest slag in Bolton
by Nobhead November 26, 2019

by Big Tooksta February 17, 2022

The biggest fag in the uniiverse. A poor being who wants dick. A poor excuse for a being. A penis lover, man lover.
Hey, do you know "Martin Steezefactor"? You mean that guy who loves to suck dick? Yeah that faggot. He can go to hell!
by Martin Steezefactor October 12, 2008

Martin is a cute guy. He love fanfics and nerdy nerd stuff. He can talk a lot about The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. His hair is light brown and his eyes are green like the inside of a cucumber.
You can have a lots of fun with a Martin.
You can have a lots of fun with a Martin.
by sir poofy July 11, 2022

Someone who does not wipe their hiney, mains caustic and cleared out the dance floor of Pub because something crawled up in his banana cutter and died.
by Jj2096 November 24, 2021
