avery ate martins ass

this is factual

avery really enjoyed eating martins ass! avery ate martins ass.

by Averythechuuyalover September 18, 2023

MARTIN

THE BIGGEST SHIT STIRRER!!!

Martin is a term used when someone is LYING, SHIT STIRRING AND CAUSING DRAMA

by Itsasecret(itsjohn) March 6, 2023

martin cheney

Hands down the sexist person in the world all girls fall for him.

Girl 1: you see Martin Cheney over there.

Girl 2: yeah he's so hot I want him to Fuck me silly.

by Shsjshsh August 4, 2017

Martine

A unique,funny and smart girl

Martine is someone special that you will never forget! She gets easily mad but it’s easy to fix! Just tell her a joke or give her a compliment

You will never meet someone like her again so take good care of her

Omg look at that fine babe, must be a Martine

by Blæhh June 7, 2022

Martin

The typical German man likes to pretend he is a “nazi”, he tends to trip over his own feet on a daily and some how land on a dick not too sure why.

Alfie : Ohh shit is that Martin tripping over some stairs

Fin: what a classic faggot

by Shaggatron April 14, 2023

Martin

From behind, his back is so big, he looks like a square. He seems like your basic weird bleached hair freak. He tries to be cool and does renegade but looks like a freak, because of his strange shape. He's mean, too. All he says is 'Shut up' and other stuff. He's mean to EVERYONE. NO ONE LIKES SQUARE-MEN

Ew is that Martin?
No, it's a square..
No, that's Martin.
Oh..

by Mr. Fishie April 22, 2020

Marek Martin

While there are no Marek Martins alive currently, Marek Martin literally means the God of War, the God of War if you go back to language roots. Therefore Marek Martin is official the God of The God of War. If you ever meet this man stay away. He is dangerous, a predator to all of society, and may kill you just by looking at you. Marek Martin's name shouldn't be uttered in vain. He shall only be used if you want to summon the gods from above, or in truly desperate circumstances.

"I think we may lose this battle soldier. But let's hope Marek Martin dawns luck upon us, to beat our enemy," - TJ "Stonewall" Jackson. 1824-1863

by Marek Martin April 14, 2022