Cute looking guy who has never felt the touch of a woman in his entire life and will remain bitchless for the rest of his life. He will eventually turn gay and suck lots of dick. Throughout his life, he will only like individuals if their name starts with "Jo".
by Ball suck ah October 30, 2023

Florian is a sweet and kind soul, he's always there to help you and is a sensitive person. He's the best boyfriend or friend you could ask for. He's a really amazing guy that never fails to impress me. I love my Florian Jean Martin.
Snail: "Is that a Florian Jean Martin?!"
Vee: "He is, isn't he amazing?"
Snail: "Yes, he is, I'd love to be his friend!"
Vee: "He is, isn't he amazing?"
Snail: "Yes, he is, I'd love to be his friend!"
by KiriBaku + Ochako Stan December 28, 2023

by h1ghflyer April 23, 2024

by Onepickman November 9, 2021

He has autumn colored eyes, hair as dark as chocolate, and skin color as beautiful as a sunset.
He's calm like the waves on a sunny day even though he doesn't like the beach, he's bright like a star in the sky, he fights for his goals like a raindrop.
He is much more than a boy, even though he is only 17 years old.
He is divine, beautiful and precious like an orange tulip in winter.
He doesn't show his feelings, when he's sad or upset he pretends as if he isn't, but I know him well.
He tries hard to make me happy even if he's not very romantic.
He's a very intelligent and rational person.
He has been with me for 11 months, 11 months of love and learning.
He's the best boyfriend I could ever have.
He's calm like the waves on a sunny day even though he doesn't like the beach, he's bright like a star in the sky, he fights for his goals like a raindrop.
He is much more than a boy, even though he is only 17 years old.
He is divine, beautiful and precious like an orange tulip in winter.
He doesn't show his feelings, when he's sad or upset he pretends as if he isn't, but I know him well.
He tries hard to make me happy even if he's not very romantic.
He's a very intelligent and rational person.
He has been with me for 11 months, 11 months of love and learning.
He's the best boyfriend I could ever have.
by A tua Catarina May 11, 2024

Martination: noun. the act or process of dancing like a martinet (a strict and rigid dance devoid of any musicality or rhythm, performed according to some internal mechanism; some compulsive urge that is indecipherable to any observer). See for example Elaine Benis dancing in Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 4
by safetygooner July 20, 2022
